just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Randomize