Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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