goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
