Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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