U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
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You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I think my moral compass just broke
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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