I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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