An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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