I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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