Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
