Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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