Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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