I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
did i walk over a car last night?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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