She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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