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how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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