I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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