I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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