This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize