And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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