I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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