We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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