Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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