girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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