thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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