I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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