i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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