So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Even my vagina gasped.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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