Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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