i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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