It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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