Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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