the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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