Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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