Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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