If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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