We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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