As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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