batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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