Fuck appropriateness.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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