So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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