This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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