WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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