If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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