Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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