I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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