chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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