you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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He better not be in your backpack
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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