5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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