Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i out mim tonsoeep
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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