So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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