I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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