YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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