He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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