More tranny stories later!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he puts the penis in happiness.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Ladies don't puke and tell
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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