Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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