You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
The air was thick with penises
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down